About
This website address is: https://knappen.org and is run for fun by Rev. Molly Knappen. You can call me “Molly” unless you take issue with female clergy. In that case, you can call me “Reverand Knappen.”
I am a second-career, ordained Elder in the United Methodist Church serving in parish ministry. (Shout out to the outstanding Claremont School of Theology.) My first career, surprise-surprise, was design and product management.
Everything here is my work, unless otherwise noted. Should I become impaired, busy, or find myself beyond the bounds of wifi, I may ask someone to help me process orders. Otherwise, you are dealing with me.
All Sales Final
There are no refunds. Sorry.
As mentioned above, this is a side-hussle. If you buy from this site, after the web hosting fees, printing fees, ecommerce fees, software subscription fees, and credit card processing fees, I make anywhere from about $1.50 to negative dollars on any given product. This website is more of a side-hobby, I guess. Refunds require additional postage, and now this little adventure is taking food off my table.
That said, I’m an actual, real-live person. I LOVE that you thought of something here being interesting enough to bring home. If something is totally messed up, please let me know!
Contact me at {email} for questions related to messed up items.
Want it Cheaper?
If you want to buy a bunch of something, I can often get you a pile for half the cost by shipping it directly to you and working around this site.
Contact me at {email} for questions related to bulk orders.
And, thanks.
What strange movement of the Spirit led you to this site and these words, I will never know. Thanks for stopping by.